The Kafkaesque

Pat Gelsinger, who has been in charge of Intel’s core chip businesses, will leave Intel for storage giant EMC, according to reports in the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal.

Intel reportedly will announce Sept. 14 that Pat Gelsinger, senior vice president and general manager of its Digital Enterprise Group, is leaving the company.

The New York Times is reporting that Gelsinger’s departure will put in motion a number of other executive moves. As Mr. Gelsinger departs, Sean Maloney, Intel’s head of sales and marketing, will take on an even larger role at the company, the people said. All of Intel’s major chip businesses, including its PC, graphics and server chips, will fall under Mr. Maloney, while Dadi Perlmutter, the head of Intel’s laptop chips, will now oversee engineering for all the chip divisions.

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Gelsinger is moving to storage giant EMC, where he will be in charge of that company’s storage products operations, as well as some software businesses. The Wall Street Journal said EMC CEO Joe Tucci had gotten to know Gelsinger in recent years as EMC switched over to Intel processors and away from chips supplied by IBM.

The following article is a work of fiction and any resemblance to people still living, already dead, or about to die is purely coincidental.

NO HOLDS BARRED
Raja Petra Kamarudin
Bangun!

All rise. The judge walks in and takes his seat.

Duduk!

All sit down again.

Case number 1651/09, the Shah Alam High Court, Public Prosecutor versus Mohd Azmir Mohd Zin, Ahmad Suhairi Zakaria, Mohd Hilmi Ni, Eyzra Ezhar Ramlz, Ibrahim Sabri and Ahmad Mahayuddhn Abd Manaf. Will all the accused please come forward and enter the dock.

The six enter the dock.

Okay. What is the charge? Please read out the charges to all the accused.

Yes, your honour. You, Mohd Azmir Mohd Zin, Ahmad Suhairi Zakaria, Mohd Hilmi Ni, Eyzra Ezhar Ramlz, Ibrahim Sabri and Ahmad Mahayuddhn Abd Manaf, are accused of dragging a cow’s head after Friday prayers on…….

Hold on. What are they being charged for?

Sedition, your honour.

Sedition? How come I don’t get to hear sodomy cases? I want to hear a sodomy case. Is there any sodomy involved here?

No, your honour. Only sedition.

How did they commit sedition?

They dragged a cow’s head to the Selangor State Secretariat building.

How can they commit sedition against a cow? Dragging a cow is not seditious.

It was not a cow, your honour. It was a cow’s head.

Of course you have to drag a cow by the head. I know that. You can’t drag a cow by the tail.

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Easily 'Up' could be one of the most watchable movies for 2009. An animation movie suitable for both kids and adults, it is a tale of a senior citizen and a Asian-lookalike boy (supposedly) on a helium-powered-house soaring on unimaginable adventure.

Kids will be fancied by the colorful balloons, the talking dogs and Kevin (the colorful tropical bird); adults will be moved by the movie's core concept. 'Up' is reminiscence of 'Wall-E', comprising strong and powerful storyline, generating genuine emotion and exuding logic of dream and fantasy.

'Up' does many things well. You just have to watch it to appreciate more. To me, the quality that stays longest is its fearlessness in the face of emotion. It is such a quality film that sincere enough to restore one's faith in whatever needs restoration.

Carpe diem!

By the way, Rotten Tomatoes has a 97% positive rating, stating: "Another masterful work of art from Pixar, Up is an exciting, hilarious, and heartfelt adventure impeccably crafted and told with wit and depth."